Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

Morning hood

A female’s version of morning wood.

I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.

by Bronn22 May 18, 2022

Hood Fish.

If you’re hood fish that means that your mug sits.

“Oh have you seen Nicki Minaj recently?!? She’s the REAL hood fish.”

by RHFDiam June 4, 2022

Hood Nugget

some who is trashy and kind of homely. typically a junkie or slutty type of person

“you see that girl? what a hood nugget”

by guccicucci101 April 2, 2022

Hood Clip

The hood clip is a video filmed from a usually bad camera which depicts people getting majorly injured or doing illegal activities in the hood.

Cool Guy: Bro, did you see that new hood clip on reddit? This black guy got cut in half by a snapped telephone pole wire! It was hilarious
Fat Cuck: You are sick in the head.

by robotniggasexgrapefruit April 7, 2022

That white girl hood

That white girl hood.

That white girl Hood is proper

by ThatwhitegirlHood April 11, 2022

hood karen

*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls

person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song

by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022