Salty

a. Quick-witted with sarcasm or sassy, whether at one's own expense or the expense of others.

b. Taking things personal resulting in snarky or snide comments in response.

Being "salty" can be funny but not by people who get easily offended, and can come across as rude to some.

Synonyms: savage

"Did you hear what that girl said to Jane, I had no idea she was so salty."

by OBWise January 10, 2019

Salty

When Henry starts typing embarrassing wrecks on Discord.

Here is an example of Henry being salty.
"DUMB QUOTES
XDXDXD"

by CMS Spirit Squad June 1, 2018

Salty

Someone who is very experienced in his/her job field

Wow! It's weird how that salty ass lcpl has more ribbons then those boot corporals

by Pog April 22, 2017

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

Salty Eclair

The act of taking a non frosted eclair with no filling and Inserting the naked eclair into the anal cavity of another individual. Then make love the eclair as it is lodged in said anus until you ejaculate. Remove the salty eclair and feed it to your partner.

Zack really enjoyed the salty eclair that Bob gave him for breakfast

by C Rob80 October 30, 2025

Salty Kenny

When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.

Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.

by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023

salty doughnut

A person's asshole after they take a bath with added bath salts

My girlfriend took a bath with some lavender bath salts and I decided to get a taste of that salty doughnut after she was done

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020