dancing in fancy shoes

This is when you or someone else is pretending to be better than who or what they really are.

Example: "Oh, isn't that guy really cool?"
"No. He's just dancing in fancy shoes."

by SashaKittyEliza September 12, 2021

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Shoe Gophers

Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!

Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

by CCGamekiller July 20, 2024

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Poop shoe

Setting your foot down into a diaper with lots of poop, and trying to pick it up but the diaper gets stuck to your foot for a second like that of a shoe.
Poop shoe.

Here's some tea, Becky. Did you hear what happened to Jenny? Someone witnessed her put an open diaper on the floor while she finished putting on her childs clean diaper, and her mommy brain made her forget about it so she set her foot down and got the poop shoe !

by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc November 01, 2020

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