layla

Mommy, otherwise known as mommy? Sorry? I mean mommy sorry? Mommy

Damn, cam/Sam/nadine/Maddie/Layla are mommy

by Kittenmommy November 22, 2021

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shiznito bang snip snap sam zap

super de duper cool. beyond all coolness.

Wow, that brand new porsche is the shiznito bang snip snap sam zap

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

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Sam 🤣🤣🤢🤓

Probably doesn’t use shampoo because he doesn’t know what it is. This makes him REALLY greasy. 4’10” and wears black forces. Has a voice that makes him sound like the 🤓 Emoji.

“WHATS THAT SMELL??!!!”

“It’s probably the one kid named Sam 🤣🤣🤢🤓. He never washes his hair! I heard that he didn’t know shampoo was a thing until three months ago!!”

by JAMES12435353536 May 14, 2022

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Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals

The most refreshing drink you need.

"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.

by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022

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National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022

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