put kai

to put kai is to put your 'hand'(kai) on a person after obtaining the required consent in order to commence with sexual activities. Followed by an '-uh' if asked as a yes/no question used as a rising intonation.

A: I finally met my gf for the first time after a year of texting online.
B: finally!!! Put kai-uh?

A: Yesssir ya boi finally a man.

by mistahmistah January 28, 2023

shoulda put something on the end of it

should’ve used a condom.

bob- “i had sex with kaz the other day, i think she might be pregnant”
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”

by ghxstz February 12, 2023

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

Put in check

To put someone in their place.

"Some people just need to be put in check."

by Pepper_mint_ October 18, 2023

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

put some pimpin it

Tell it like it is with some stank on it.

If you’re going to tell me that story, you better put some pimpin it.

by Sanfordcm November 6, 2023

there once was a ship that was put to sea

a cardboard ship that will sink in 20 seconds

there once was a ship that was put to sea

by xdr5t3evq3q November 12, 2023