Doordash patrick: *enters door.*
Wingstop employee: “oh my god, there comes the legend keeping our business from shutting down!”
Wingstop manager: “get the deep fryer ready…”
Wingstop employee: “oh my god, there comes the legend keeping our business from shutting down!”
Wingstop manager: “get the deep fryer ready…”
by cherriesandwine February 19, 2026
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ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm
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guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm
by thegrugs February 16, 2025
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-archy Rule or Governance
The Patriarchy is the rule of Fathers over their own households.
It is NOT some elite cabal of Men trying to rule the world as feminists try to make people think. When a feminist says "Fuck the Patriarchy" what they are really saying is "I don't want my Daddy running my life!" Because what good Father wouldn't want what's best for their kids?
Patri- Father
-archy Rule or Governance
The Patriarchy is the rule of Fathers over their own households.
It is NOT some elite cabal of Men trying to rule the world as feminists try to make people think. When a feminist says "Fuck the Patriarchy" what they are really saying is "I don't want my Daddy running my life!" Because what good Father wouldn't want what's best for their kids?
Jenny had bought into the lies of feminists about the Patriarchy, until she grew up and saw her father just had her best interests at heart all along. She had found herself bitter and unhappy, and didn't like what it had done to her!
by Daddy Knight August 12, 2025
Get the The Patriarchy mug.St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
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