Pomp Wood

The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.

Pomp wood baby

by Jewmelow April 9, 2010

ebony wood

Slang for black cock

Friend: I can't wait to have some ebony wood.

by OofPoof681 March 21, 2021

Red Wood

1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.

I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!

You don't need lube when you've got red wood!

Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!

by E Ruff September 26, 2021

Hundred Acre Woods

A hairy asshole

He knew not to enter the Hundred Acre Woods because poo lives there.

by donkeyshane June 23, 2010

nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”

I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.

by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019

Haydn wood

He is a sexy mother fucker and loves a bit of tabs

Haydn wood get ya tits out

by Fisherman tabs August 2, 2020

Oil On Wood

Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.

"Oh you look like oil on wood today"

"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"

by Szymon.P December 15, 2019