National BlowJob Day

The day you give your man a sloppy blowjob after he gets home July 18th

Hey it’s National Blowjob Day

by NewNews July 18, 2022

National Orgy Day

August 22

Hey Guys Its National Orgy Day! Lets have a Orgy!

by disko101 July 31, 2022

National CB Day

August 18
A day to honor Croncho Broncho Man in full glory. Most people celebrate with other minions by bringing offerings and performing a ritual to summon him.

Wow it’s August 18th, the day to come together and celebrate National CB Day.

by Croncho Broncho follower June 6, 2022

National Overwatch Day

July 3rd, 1881 Moira from Overwatch saved her comrades by fading across the Delaware and tossing an orb to her troops, just before succumbing to Siggy’s balls, thus marking National Overwatch Day.

Happy National Overwatch Day guys! Let’s get Siggy wit it!

by Meepiorpious July 3, 2022

National Fighting Day

National Fighting Day is on October 26th. Feel free to start fights with anybody you see.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*

by SpellingBeeGod October 26, 2022

National Pog Day

National Pog Day is a holiday that happens on the 17th of July each year. It is not yet recognized as a holiday that gives the day off for workers and students by governments, but it should be. All who do not Pog on this day shall be questioned as not being very chungus crewmate, they likely are the sus chungus imposter, we bet, they don't even like brexit.

National Pog Day: You missed Pog Day!

by idkdiegoiguess November 1, 2022

National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.

Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022