“What’s the mileage like on that yoke?” “323,000km” “You’ll never be able to sell that, it has “moon miles” on it”
by Budgiesmuggler69 January 06, 2021
For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.
by James E. Robert August 24, 2015
A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 30, 2023
by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024
When someone uses your New Moon theatre cup to shit in and leaves the mess behind for you to find in the shower
by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024
by Rocky_Balboa January 03, 2021