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Watch out THEY ARE SNEAKY ! But can be friendly to any one he comes in contact with.
That Matthew is sneaky
by hey bye November 22, 2021
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Matthew Kain

Matthew Kain is a term used to describe somebody who is an absolute unit. It comes from the Latin term “Matthias Kainus” which translates roughly to “sickest mofo on the planet.” People with the name Matthew Kain are generally considered unstoppable and irresistible to women, or men if he really wanted not that he would tho.
I wish I was Matthew Kain” said Michelle, Lily, Laura and Lachlan.
by SamRaimi November 22, 2021
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Matthew

Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.
by A really fuckass guy November 22, 2021
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Matthew Fowlow

Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.
by A really fuckass guy November 22, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew he is a good guy and usually very polite and reserved. Loves his family and is a good friend. He gets side tracked easily. But he means well. He always argues about dumb things that he shouldn't. He doesn't know when to shut up or when to talk but his heart is usually in the right place. His biggest downfall is that his name is spelt wrong. It is a huge waste of a letter. I mean it's ma thew not mat thew. Stop wasting letters. God sneezed when he said that version of the name see; ma ma ma mat thew. A simple sneeze that's why he made the corrected version; Mathew. Proof that even God makes mistakes and has to fix them. We won't hold it against him that his name was spelt wrong and it was actually just God sneezing. We still love him all the same.
Matthew is actually spelt Mathew. God sneezed stop holding on to the mistake that is 2 T's. Embrace the truth and the correct version. Say it with me Mathew see no 2 T's. Haha I win Matthew.
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Matthew

I am Matthew.
"I am Matthew"
by SeriouslyThough??!? August 29, 2023
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Matthew Li

by ijiuhi September 12, 2023
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