Joke

Something someone says that makes you laugh.. seriously how did you not know that?

Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.

My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭

by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020

"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

DUB JOKE

A dub joke is when you dub a series into a different language and make dumb jokes in the translation.

Hey that was a good DUB JOKE, props to the translator

by Huloran June 3, 2020

joke

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

"wanna hear a joke?"
"sure"
"pldt"
"haha"

by Da_Aaa April 28, 2022

Jared Joke

Dry ass joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"

by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020

Joke

A joke is anything that is not violent or intentional. Anything verbal is most likely a joke.

Punching someone is NOT a joke.

by jeff, calm down March 14, 2019

Joke

An Excuse people use when they did something wrong to get out of a Lecture.

Person 1: Person 2 hit me
Person 2: It was only a Joke. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.

by A fucking mess January 4, 2019