James Bond

A person who has an excess amount of STD's

That man is a James Bond. He has 37 seprate STD's

by Dhabirunner March 13, 2007

james nicola

One who eats a lot and does nothing but sleep and eat and complains about spending money eventhough they work

Damn you, dont act like such a james nicola

by Milla Monsta August 31, 2004

James Carville

An ugly-ass bastard from Louisiana who is a die-hard liberal and also a southern redneck at the same time; isn't that an oxymoron?

James Carville is an imbred, ultra-liberal, swamp-dwelling redneck

by Weak Ass Bitches November 18, 2004

james blunt

annoying, nasally, british pop singer. this former navy captain thinks that he can write beautiful lryics and sing which is a sign of insanity. he claims music is his passion but there is proof that getting into girls' pants really is

James Blunt sounds like someone is crushing his nuts.

by rach&dani April 30, 2006

James Day

Everyone has a friend named James, known for laziness and exerting minimal effort in every possible capacity. A 'James Day' is when one does absolutely nothing of worth all day. In comparison to a duvet day, a 'James Day' is not initiated by a need to stay in bed nor a hangover, but rather general laziness. 'James Days' are characterised by sprawling oneself over a sofa, in a seedily inappropriate clothing which often fails to cover the parts of the body e.g. the beer belly, that you'd rather not see, whilst partaking in activities highly irrelevant to the furthering of one's life.

"Think I'm gonna have a James day today...feel like doing absolutely nothing all day"

"Had a James day today, highlights were a wank, a fried egg and trolling YouTube"

"She's so highly strung, do you think she could even manage a James day?"

by jmanldn91 March 18, 2014

Dirty James

A gay guy who won’t stop having it up his ass

Person 1: You hear about James, I heard he had so much anal yesterday
Person 2: he’s Dirty James, what do ya excpect?

by Jamesdafag April 12, 2020

LeBron James

One of the greatest players of all time and also one of the most unnecessarily hated players of all time. Drafted in 2003 at the age of 18, he was already being compared to Michael Jordan. Somehow, he lived up to the hype. Most of the definitions are from (understandably) salty Cavs fans back in 2010 when he left Cleveland. He has multiple rings, MVPs, finals MVPs, just about everything. He's fourth in NBA history in total points with a legitimate chance to become number one all time. He's also top ten in assists with nearly 9000 total rebounds. His most notable career moment was when he came back to beat the Warriors in the 2016 NBA Finals after being down 3-1, winning Cleveland their first major sports championship in 52 years. He ended up winning finals MVP after leading every player from both teams in every statistical category. He used to be labeled a choker and now he has become one of the most clutch players of all time statistically.

The thing most people hate him for is his ESPN special where he announced he was going to the Miami Heat back in July 2010. The ESPN special ended up raising over $3 million dollars for charity.

He was recently in the news being slandered to no end because he was celebrating with the kids at his son's basketball game. No surprise there. He's built a school for less fortunate kids in Cleveland and that's just one of many great things he's done for the community. Sixteen years after he was first drafted, he's still going strong.

“The numbers don’t lie. He’s right there. He probably will never catch him in terms of MVP, but in terms of statistics, LeBron James is right there. And when you look across the board — not just scoring — check his assists, check his rebounds … he’s probably ahead of Jordan.”

-Scottie Pippen

by Kiryu23 July 31, 2019