Irish Cream Bath

A bathtub bukakke from a bunch of irish guys.
"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."
by Elyix December 12, 2021
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Traditional Irish

Meaning, "Not Irish"

Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.
Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............
by Lillburne August 10, 2018
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Irish tank

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!
by MoonLemon January 26, 2022
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Irish pipe bomb

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)
I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.
by Damian Elrod February 11, 2025
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Irish Potluck

A potluck typically conducted on a Sunday afternoon by Presbyterian's that want to poke fun at the other denominations in the family.
"Baptists think they invented Irish Potlucks, it was actually the early church"
by Loving son March 18, 2022
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Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.
Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.
by IrishGypsyDan December 20, 2017
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Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name
Hey bro I had a irish wank last night
by Seven47 September 07, 2022
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