june 24

national jesus stuck a pen up his ass day! go buy your friends and their grandmas gifts for nation jesus stuck a pen up his ass day.

“hey grandma it’s june 24 did you get me anything for nation jesus stuck a pen up his ass day?”

“of course i did!”

by shmadto177 June 24, 2023

June 25th

National Give your Bf a lap dance

Give him a lap dance on June 25th?!

by Kya!! June 24, 2023

June 29

National send nudes day

It’s June 29. My birthday. Which just so happens to be national send nudes day! What are the odds?!

by Just the guy with the name June 28, 2023

June

If you have a june in your life you better not let them go. June is a person who will sacrifice themselves for you and will always comfort at anytime of the day. June is someone who will tell you the truth and not feed you delusions. June is a great person w/ a messed up childhood, but is still here today persevering. June is my bsf and some people might say I just decried a good friend. Although, that may be true, they’re so much more than that. Words can’t describe how important they are. ALSO THEIR HOT ASF, but that’s besides the point ;)

June is such an amazing person, and I hope you find a june too.

by Cariswuzhere June 28, 2023

june 29th

DONT GET OFFENDED DAY

“bro your so dark”

“wtf do you say?”

“chill dude it’s june 29th”

“oh”.

by INLOVE24/7 June 29, 2023

June 30

The day of sleeping
Well, you have to be late on every meeting this day

- Ah, shit, I was supposed to be here at 12 am
- On June 30th you're allowed to be there at 1 pm, baby :)

by qwertybruvv June 30, 2023

June 24

Have a shopping spree today it’s June 24th the new national day

Person 1:Hey do you what to go to the mall

Person 2: sure why

Person 1: BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL SHOPPING SPREE DAY! Did you forget it’s June 24th?
Person 2: oh yea but you can pay

by Kate24th March 21, 2023