Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

by Christophlak June 18, 2024

Ear Burn

A song that one as listened to so much that it has become annoying or unpleasant to listen to.

"I really loved the song when I first heard it! I listened to it everyday, but now I have an ear burn for it."

by Saddertu September 15, 2017

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

“Hey dude did you see that tiktok sound I sent you”
“Do you mean the one that goes ANK OU OR OU APPIEST EAR OF MY EYE?”

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022

Whore's ear

When a man nuts in a woman's ear and the fluid gets stuck in the ear for 2-4 weeks

Dude I totally just gave Samantha whore's ear, she can't hear shit!

by lol bruh June 20, 2017

Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021

Ear wiggin

When you are wigging out (especially in the dead of night) and you listen to every... single... little... sound...

I spent hours thinking I heard cockroaches talking to each other, turns out I was just ear wigging! Lol

by MissWigginsPloomington August 5, 2016