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Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob
"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"
by brian6015 February 10, 2018
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cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!
by BigSloppyMcGayBoi May 6, 2018
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Legend cow

A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
by michihaha January 3, 2017
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cow pawed

by Dialecter January 23, 2017
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cow

by catsrulesomuch January 5, 2020
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cow

a stupid and fat animal that has no brains and feeds us milk!!!!!
by boo boo butt 13 April 9, 2020
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Mad Cow

Crazy, unbelievable, bad. The opposite of metal. If something is mad cow, it sucks.
Person 1: I just broke my arm and totaled my car!
Person 2: That's mad cow. I'm sorry.
by The Government of Greenland April 14, 2020
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