by Cookie Monster 3 April 2, 2014
Get the cookie juicemug. Awesome wurd made by Jaclyn Sibley! definition-well I rele dont know but its cool as fuck to say and it makes me laugh my ass off for some reason!!!
by SuMoNeUwIsHuCuDb October 31, 2004
Get the UMMM COOKIE!mug. Fortune Cookie Religion describes religious beliefs that are not based on reading religious texts in their entirety but by reading one disjointed verse at a time, as though getting small doses of wisdom akin to a fortune cookie.
The reader then forces that one short verse to apply to their lives and those around them without reading the chapters before or after. This style of religion creates a tendancy for the words to be misinterpretted or taken out of context. Also the reader usually does very little to understand the culture at the time, or other inferences surrounding the time and place that the scripture was written.
In essence it is a shallow religious base comprised of little effort or research on the part of the person. Someone who is Fortune Cookie Religious likes little sayings, quotes, and things with bits of scripture on them, to outwardly show to others that they are religious, but rarely do they read their religious texts themselves. They wait for someone else to tell them what to believe.
The reader then forces that one short verse to apply to their lives and those around them without reading the chapters before or after. This style of religion creates a tendancy for the words to be misinterpretted or taken out of context. Also the reader usually does very little to understand the culture at the time, or other inferences surrounding the time and place that the scripture was written.
In essence it is a shallow religious base comprised of little effort or research on the part of the person. Someone who is Fortune Cookie Religious likes little sayings, quotes, and things with bits of scripture on them, to outwardly show to others that they are religious, but rarely do they read their religious texts themselves. They wait for someone else to tell them what to believe.
Jane's Fortune Cookie Religion involves her reading her Zen Calendar every day.
Tom's made a Fortune Cookie Religion out of reading his horoscope.
Sally's turned reading the Bible into a Fortune Cookie Religion with the way she opens it and points to a random verse, hoping that it will show her the way.
Tom's made a Fortune Cookie Religion out of reading his horoscope.
Sally's turned reading the Bible into a Fortune Cookie Religion with the way she opens it and points to a random verse, hoping that it will show her the way.
by Lindsay Archer July 14, 2007
Get the Fortune Cookie Religionmug. Otis, look at Leroy. He done got himself a nigger fortune cookie on his way back from the liquor store!
by Samurai Sam September 14, 2006
Get the Nigger fortune cookiemug. by cookiemonster12 January 20, 2009
Get the cookie doughmug. An alias that is used by a male resident of online communities and blogs. He originated this name before the publication of the comic book by Serena Valentino, and it should not be associated with such gothic trash or the other usages refering to pathetic goth children. It is also used in the forms "g00m_c00kie", "teh_gl00m_c00kie" and "teh_gloom_cookie", with or without the use of underscores.
by teh_gl00m_c00kie September 9, 2008
Get the gloom cookiemug. The best, cutest cookie in cookie run kingdom. They could nearly kill me with their robots and I’d still apologize for touching their wafflebots (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY YOU PERVERTS CREPE IS A MINOR)
by cure.passions.harp December 28, 2021
Get the Strawberry Crepe Cookiemug.