John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"
Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."
Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."
by MC plumbing CEO February 18, 2013
"Check out Dirk Diggler's cock brow!"
by Fergal Keen January 09, 2008
The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.
Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"
by abeccap February 18, 2011
Another word for lust. This is only applied to when the guy's penis is talking and saying that he loves the girl/guy into getting that person into bed.
by wicklawesome February 23, 2010
When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!
Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
A nickname for the penis of a game character named Sans, which is from the game Undertale, and the term is usually used in the NSFW tag for the game, and can also be used for his brother Papyrus or other versions of them
by CherryBerry or Distorted Blues February 26, 2016
1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
by Morning Woody October 11, 2015