John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"
Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."
Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."
by MC plumbing CEO February 18, 2013
"Check out Dirk Diggler's cock brow!"
by Fergal Keen January 09, 2008
A dusty cock is the residue, ie. jizz/ pussy juice combo, left over after banging a slam piece. When dry this jizz/pussy juice combo often leaves a white flaky substance also know as "dust".
by DePauty February 03, 2010
When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!
Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
A nickname for the penis of a game character named Sans, which is from the game Undertale, and the term is usually used in the NSFW tag for the game, and can also be used for his brother Papyrus or other versions of them
by CherryBerry or Distorted Blues February 26, 2016
I hooked up with these Victoria Secret models, one shoved a battery in my butt so I gave her friends some of Thor's Cock.
by Fred Bear June 19, 2018
Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.
"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit
by Xandria.g January 10, 2013