Captain Hoser

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.

"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."

by - Bambino July 19, 2015

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047

Help me captain carrot

by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020

Captain Dominick

Someone with an unsatisfiable desire for cock in and around their bodily orifices.

Wow, I love cock so much, I’m like a Captain Dominick.

by MicrowaveMaster69 September 29, 2021

The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.

I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.

by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022

Captain Chromosome

Someone who is acting like a 2 year old on speed

Look out is Captain Chromosome

by Gamingman November 1, 2021

Mini Captain America

A small fellow, 5’7 or shorter who rows not only for himself but the greater good of America. Is typically seen in bow of a freshman 8 with his shield. Hates minorities with Riley during his off time.

Wow , Brick you’re like a mini captain America - archer larochelle

by TommKent February 29, 2024