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Captain Hoser

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.
"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."
by - Bambino July 19, 2015
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Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.
Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.
by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025
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Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047
by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020
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Captain Dominick

Someone with an unsatisfiable desire for cock in and around their bodily orifices.
Wow, I love cock so much, I’m like a Captain Dominick.
by MicrowaveMaster69 September 29, 2021
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The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.
I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.
by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022
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Captain Chromosome

Someone who is acting like a 2 year old on speed
by Gamingman November 1, 2021
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Mini Captain America

A small fellow, 5’7 or shorter who rows not only for himself but the greater good of America. Is typically seen in bow of a freshman 8 with his shield. Hates minorities with Riley during his off time.
Wow , Brick you’re like a mini captain America - archer larochelle
by TommKent February 29, 2024
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