Cat in a Bathtub

A sexual act involving trying to push your testicles into someone's anal cavity during non-participatory guy on girl intercourse.
Usually done to try to get more enthusiastic involvement from your partner.

"Man, I was banging Shana the other night, and she was laying there all comatose, so I tried stuffing my balls in her ass... It was like trying to stick a cat in a bathtub..."

by Turd Ferguson 74 March 5, 2009

cat's ass

The coolest thing ever!

Wow! Tom's new car stereo is the cat's ass! 8)

by Square_Peg February 8, 2010

cat skinner

The operator of a small bulldozer. Usually runs the machine to build logging roads. Has nothing to do with chinese food.

"Ackz0r! Teh CAT skinner ran over meh f00t!"

by Big D November 17, 2003

mashing the cat

The act of having sex with a female. Intercourse.

I can't believe Phil got caught mashing the cat with that chick at his party. His girlfriend is furious.

by Union Redneck November 19, 2006

cat-dog

When two men are docking both of the men simultaneously piss in each other's dick

Man oh man, me and jimmy totally did the cat-dog last night, best time of our life's

by Bloody smegpot May 24, 2014

Year of the Cat

To skillfully manipulate a friend's neurochemical landscape before playing him or her a song that immediately becomes one of the best songs of their life.

"How was last night?"
"Pretty good.. we stayed up late at Tom's and then out of nowhere - Boom! - He totally Year of The Catted me.

by AlStewart July 25, 2011

Cat Beans

Cat Beans refers to a certain strain of Marijuana grown strictly in Northeast Iowa. The Term comes from the fact that it is grown in a litter box. It is said to be very potent.

"Yo! Poon Dawg! You got any more of that Cat Beans?"

by poon dawg April 3, 2009