Open Book

Meaning you don’t know your sexual orientation so you just tell people you are an “open book.”

“If your wondering I’m an open book, just ask me anything!”

by Simplyimperfectxx August 9, 2023

Book Club

A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!

P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!

"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."

"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.

"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."

by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025

Books

(Noun) A slang term used to describe difficult-to-understand females. The, 'look at the front cover and read the back before opening up' kind.

A: "yo foo let's go searching books at the club, my dog is barking"

by 914unkkkkk May 26, 2024

Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline

Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''

by mreow :3 March 23, 2024

booked

booked is a verb that discribes the action of crazy feminists whooo hit men in the head with a book or a magazine. They most oftenly use a dictionary as their weapon of choice.

"Fuck, Juliette just booked me again. Fucking feminist!"
"Dude, I just got motherfucking booked on the hat by some crazy feminist female."

by squeekygamequebec April 16, 2022

book

something you find in library's

Read a book you dumbass

by A Mango April 16, 2018

Book High

When you sit down at noon to read and the next thing you know, it's 6:30 pm

Man, that was a long Book High

by Hepatizon Electrum Sulfide January 6, 2015