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August 12th, 2036

Loudward, I think you might have predicted an event here.

But it's in something like 20 quad billion dodecahedron years.
AUGUST 12TH, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025
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August Uglies

When you have a summer vacation house share you usually have 3-4 weeks with the group by August in the house and fights happen out of nowhere and people start to get annoying for no reason or for good reason without ever resolving the issues. This is called the August Uglies, the house has gotten past the honeymoon phase and personalities start to annoy each other for no reason even if people have known each other for a long time.
Person 1- I am so annoyed that she did that. We told her we were going to go get a drink and be right back and then she leaves and disappears. Now she's mad at us?

Person 2- Don't let it bother you, she did this all summer. It's just the August Uglies getting to you after so many weeks.
by FIPINESSHARE August 31, 2022
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AUGUST

People born in this month are cute, loving, adorable, and charming! Michael Jackson is born this month, and many incredible, special, talented people are born this month. Be careful as this month is really rainy, which also means the people born during this month are sensitive and emotional. To whoever out these born on this month, love you! Know you're special, and so are eight hundred millions of people!
Girl: Who's that person? They're cute! Ah-
Boy: Oh, that's (name)! They were born in August.

Girl: *taps shoulder*
August Baby: Oh, Hello! Why are you tap-
Girl: I'm in love with you already-
August Baby: Oh, thank you! You're so sweet.
Girl: Friends? I'm a bit weird, am I? Haha.
August Baby: Of course! And no, you're not weird.
by dqndeli December 4, 2022
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June 11 - august 11

Girls send your boyfriend or girlfriend a dirty picture each day until August 11
Hey babe it's between June 11 - august 11.

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Wow
by Mazot June 11, 2024
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August

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He is hot like Augusts cat.
by gugge April 23, 2018
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august

a pagan name for a month. more of that old catholic vomit. it's coming back up every year. some people swallowed it and it came back anyway.
"Oh, look. It' august again."
"Yipee!"
"Man, shut yo dumb ass up!"
"Oh."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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August 11

National son's and daughters day, national presidential joke day, global kinetic sand day, and national raspberry bombe day are on August 11!
Person 1: Ugh! I'm so bored!
Person 2: What day is it?
Person 1: August 11, why?
Person 2: Go play with your Kinetic sand while eating a raspberry bombe then!
by TogaIsTheQueen August 11, 2021
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