socom 2

See also-lag

1. The laggiest PS2 online game ever created.

2. Completely unrealistic game for PS2 in that the human head in online mode can endure 20 consecutive shots from a high-powered assault rifle. Also unreaslistic due to the fact that close proximity concusive blasts don't kill the opposing player instantly.

Fact: Nobody can truthfully deny this.

Socom2 can teach todays children that when they enter their first battle in WW3, it's perfectly safe to run straight into the enemy with only a 9mm and get head shots all the time without being nicked once by the enemies AK47s.

by Blasty2k September 1, 2005

2 bagger

Where a girl is so ugly you put a bag over your head and a bag over your head so while you're fucking her if her bag falls off you don't have to see her

This chick I was banging was so ugly she was a" 2 bagger?" A bag over my head just in case hers fell off.

by sassydiva September 1, 2015

Rule #2

If you find a lobster in the street dont hug it

Always follow rule #2 never for get that you cant hug the lobster it will clip your tits

by Comic shane July 27, 2019

December 2

If you skip December 2 you are gay

Wow josh skipped school on December 2, maybe he is a homosexual and likes my ass checks

by Poon_eater_meat_beater November 17, 2019

2-24

National Bryant Day!

In honor of Gianna Bryant and Kobe Bryant's death this day will be celebrated for their numbers in their basketball career on National Bryant Day 2-24.

by I'm sad ;( February 9, 2020

April 2

It's international help your friend with his test day. Just send that test to your buddy.

Guy 1: yo i don't understand that test, could you send me what you have?
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: It's April 2nd
Guy 2: Ow in that case here you go!

by Gabriëlglasses13 April 2, 2020

May 2

If you were born on May 2, your soulmate's name begins with the letter "N". You don't know it yet but when you meet them for the first time you'll know right then and there that they're the love of your life. You will fall in love with them very young and have a long lasting relationship. Nobody will ever compare to them no matter how many other people you meet in your life.

Person 1: Man I wish I can just meet my soulmate already

Person 2: When's your birthday?
Person 1: May 2
Person 2: Oh, then look out for people with the letter N
Person 1: Why?
Person: Cause he/she has your heart

by realspitimtellingthetruth May 7, 2020