Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

Shit-Chicken

A girl that is not good looking, but you have no other options if you want to get laid that night

Yeah man, I can't do anything tonight, I have this shit-chicken coming over later on

by Lopez219 March 27, 2015

Good shit

A guy, usually between the ages of 21-30. Always a conservative. A "good shit" is jacked, has tats and possibly smokes. He looks like a jackass but is actually a really nice, mature & responsible young man who was raised right. Good shits don't come along very often, but when they do they're sure as hell keepers.

"Eww. That badass jacked guy in the corner looks like a jackass."

"Him? Naw, that's Matthew. He's one of the boys. He is a good shit bc he is a jacked conservative with a badass motercycle and he is a really nice guy."

by Anamericanbadass69 July 4, 2022

Just doing shit

When you're bored and just doing anything at this point

You need to close elden ring, you're just doing shit atp.

by Jayaki June 10, 2024

Shit

SASTRA's Vinaya boy's hostel's food

The food is shit

by anonymous January 1, 2023

Why y’all never let people publish shit?

Lame af

“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.

by richprincess February 13, 2020

shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on the toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit so bad!”

Woman: “Can we do the shit-n-spin while you’re in there?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025