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Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023
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'Zat You, Santa Claus?

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Bae you booty

This is the definition of Kemon’s girlfriend Daniela. Kemon is always saying this to her to make sure she knows that she is BOOTY.
Kemon:”Bae you booty
Daniela:”Bae no im Not”
by By the bestetst September 28, 2023
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You got T Chao'd

The act of cold calling an existing co workers customer without having knowledge of it.
Broski broski that's my customer here look at the email I sent him .
Damn son you got T Chao'd
by Mr.sniffles69 August 10, 2017
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you thought you ate that

when a mf says something with full arrogant confidence thinking they did something and are proud of themselves for it but in reality they just annoying and they look corny + are ratioed just by saying it
someone says a your mum joke and flicks their hair as if it’s literally 2013

- “you thought you ate that stfu”
by lanadelraeservelemonade August 2, 2023
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