Shit meets Terrible

A level beyond retartedness, like not physically possible
Don't even try, you'll probably hurt yourself

Be careful or you'll end up like Shit meets Terrible

by Globalwarmingyay May 18, 2017

Shit's looking clean

Shit's looking clean
Another way of saying all seems good/ the situation is fine/looks safe/all clear we can proceed with what we intend to accomplish

Lamar and Franklin are two gang members about to make a deal with an opposite gang
They arrive at the designated location go inside since it's a closed building where the deal's gonna take place Lamar Quickly scopes the parameter and says to Franklin "Shit's looking clean" meaning that it looks safe

by Based! April 11, 2022

Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"

Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."

by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022

French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

shit movie

shit movies, well are movies that are complete nonsense and pure crap like Foodfight and Santa Claus Conquers The Martians which is an Antoine's favorite movie

this movie is shit, it's a shit movie

by Ya Friend October 8, 2019

godsend shit

A shit where you wipe your ass and nothing is there

"Hey dude you barely used the toilet paper", "Don't worry it was a godsend shit"

by tehxnite January 31, 2017