The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.

Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

leopard shit

the ability to make yourself look like a half a retard

girl1-guys lets go to the leopard shit
guy-what are you some kind of a half a retard
girl2-she gets what she can
girl1-it is what it is

by tommy tim lusifer the 3rd January 2, 2012

Dog shit

Scooter Braun

Person 1:Ew I just stepped in dog shit
Person2: Yeah Scooter Braun is dog shit

by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine June 29, 2021

Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

bugs n shit

so when you got bugs in yo shit

mannnnnnnn dammmmmmmmmm bugs n shit up myyy asssssssss AMEN

by rinnaasmr simp n shit December 3, 2020

shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms

"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT

by flanetix May 27, 2018

Shamrock Shit

The action of taking a shit while drinking a Mconald’s Shamrock Shake™

“Yo Man I just took a shamrock Shit”
“WTF! That better not he what i think it is!”

by HexTheCarbuncle February 23, 2019