TOTF (Too Old To Fuck)

Someone deemed too old to have fun, and, or relations with of a sexual manner.

Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.

by bigsoprano November 29, 2009

the fuck are you doing man?

When a person does something stupid or idiotic.

Hey Jerry, the fuck are you doing man?

by sandle143 October 23, 2018

i fucked my dog

When you fuck you dog in the ass

Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog

by Clioonline March 8, 2018

Fuck left-tard pussys

Left tard pussys who have trump derangment syndrome, need to take their welfare leachin, beanie wearing, gender disphoria having, election cheating, cuties supporting, negative IQ asses back to California so we can build a wall around them.

Fuck left-tard pussys, I hope they suffocate in their masks.

by Abooky December 9, 2020

You Done Fucked Up

This phrase can be said by the other party when you mess/screw/fuck up very badly.
Based on a true story that happened to me:

*making out with girl at party*
Me: "you know you looking hella fine tonight Irina- OH SHIT I MEANT IRIS"
Iris: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
*girl exits room and leaves me alone in bed*

I literally got cockblocked by my shitty name memory

by spageeetti August 28, 2021

pussy fucking willow tree

A dick of exceptional size, approximatelty the length of an enitre willow tree. Its the marco polo of the pussy, no stuffing needed. only the best pussy is capable of handling it.

"Only Tori and Catherine are goood enough for my pussy fucking willow tree."

"DDaaaamn im sore from that pussy fucking willow tree."

by cathhhNtorrriii September 17, 2009

God Damn Shit Fuck

God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"

*your asshole explodes violently*

GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!!!

by Sproggs January 8, 2012