Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.
You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."
That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
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