Yoke your goke

To masturbate, to jerk off, to “jerk your gerkin”

Also can be spelled the traditional way of “yolk your goke”.

Friend: “hey wanna play Pokémon cards dude”?

13 year old me: “can’t dude, I recently discovered girls, gotta go....to the bathroom for bout 10 min...

Friend: “ahh gotta go yoke your goke, understandable”.

by KingTysyshween August 8, 2021

Your friends

A friend of yours,who is someone who you can tell anything,just make sure they aren’t fake by telling a fake secret.

Hey Dan! I wanna see your friends.

by Lolip August 9, 2021

National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!

Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you

by JXDXR August 10, 2021

Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean

So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO

by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021

National plow your neko day

it's national plow your neko day! might aswell show your pet neko boy/girl a good time!

the holiday national plow your neko day meant to show your neko love and plow them! Any good owner knows the holiday. Lasts august 16- august 20th.

by Lulu topper August 16, 2021

whats your claim

What are you trying to say or basically what do u mean.. in a very cocky way though

:Brah do u think you'll be able to come to the party?
: Girl whats your claim!! Imma surely be there tf

by Its what it is August 17, 2021

ask your crush out day

it’s august 20th you now what that means ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY!!

John: aye you now what day it is

Emily: wait what day is it?

John: it’s august 20th

Emily: what’s happens today?

John: ask your crush out day!

Emily: REALLY
John: Yes!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021