Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

Shit Pussy

A MAN’S DOOKIE CHUTE
A MAN’S RECTUM

Having some shit pussy in the penitentiary is more important than drankin water man

Fleece Johnson, M.D.

by Banxxx August 5, 2022

acoustic shit

An "acoustic shit" that falls out without sensation is an instance of fecal elimination marked by an absence of awareness or control. this phenomenon, often associated with conditions like "big ol prison wallet" or "profuse butthole smoke".

after all of Galacta ran a train on Noisy he took an "acoustic shit".

by Lou. Sassle February 17, 2024

Shit show

Applebee’s

Applebee’s is a complete shit show 99.97% of the Time.

by Rigidy wrecked December 2, 2018

Shit

The current itemshop rotation in Fortnite Battle Royal.
The "Shit" is the shop being filled with crossovers.

Have you seen todays Shit shop rotation?

by flinsky December 25, 2023

Shit the wall

1. Verb. When someone takes a crap and it stinks up the whole bathroom.
2. Verb. If someone in a public restroom shit everywhere except for the toilet.

1. Someone just shit the wall in the bathroom so don’t go in there for another 30 or so minutes.
2. I really had to go but I couldn’t because someone shit the wall.

by Oyml December 23, 2023