You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

You

I could do this everyday ❤️❤️❤️
My heart is so full of YOU!!!
Maybe it is my birthday 🥳 ❤️
I am okay having two😁

Let’s make it a lot more…
You know you I adore❤️❤️❤️
Nothing will change that…
Not even those stray cats😘

I love you always…
A post you should today see…
Sending you all the love from me…

by a dream and 💔 June 23, 2024

You

A failure

James: How are you?

Shithead: Wow, that's mea.

by Shithead.pronounced.SHITH_EAD November 18, 2019

are you serious rn bro

when your a 6th grader and you watch speed too much.

Bro stop saying "are you serious rn bro"

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2013

slime you out

the action of using someone for sex

I’m sliming you out till the morning. And when I call you , you’re going to want me to slime you out again.

by Baybaybia December 13, 2023

you swan, he frog

a Chinese phrase whose full version is "you pretty, he ugly. you swan, he frog." The phrase is used to comfort a girl who broke up with her boyfriend. The phrase is originally expressed as "she swan, you frog", which is formally translated as "the toad on the ground wants to eat the swan in the sky", referring to a man's impratical ideal of dating or marring a woman. "Swan" is usually considered as a metaphor for beautiful women, while "frog" is an informal substitution for toad, which is usually considered as a metaphor for ugly men. The phrase is usually used ironicly to critize one's dream of falling in a romantic relationship with others.

"I broke up with my bf!"
-"Come on! you swan, he frog."
"I want to marry Zhou huimin!"
-"You idoit. she swan, you frog."

by lyccccc June 17, 2025