warm water

the scent is what you call...exquisite?

Damn dude warm water outrules cold waters scent.

by flyingtoast September 24, 2020

european water

Tea from europe or water that someone has pissed in. Both are indistinguishable from one another.

Man, this beer tastes like european water. Someone get me a Dos Equis.

by NotOniCowboy August 5, 2023

Water bug

A boat or beach slut who hangs on guys that have boats or jet skis

Out on the yacht looking for some water bugs

by JRodus April 23, 2017

park water

Coined by Garrett Jackson and Harrison Chase. Used to describe a drink that is nappy. Inspired by the disgusting water fountains at public parks.

"Sup bro! Grab a natty ice!"

"Natty Ice? That's fucking park water man, I brought Great White."

by Cut to the Chase December 4, 2009

Water Cow

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.

Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

PG water

Something that is equivalent to a nuclear bomb if not signed by a parent

*This is in no way copying Figi Water and is just a joke

Teacher -Hello class, did you bring any water? It’s sports day
Kid a - yeah, I got PG water
Teacher - Did you get your parents signature?
Kid a - No?
Teacher - Go to the principal’s office NOW
Kid a - WTF
Teacher - detention

by sexy mama oooooooof September 27, 2021

rigger water

Any type of cheap/light beer

A: hey man did you get any water for the beach
B: I got some rigger water but that’s it
A: say less crack me open one

by Gimbo22 August 13, 2022