Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
Get the toilet envymug. A person who disses or hates on skibidi toilet. If you find one of these people in the Gen Alpha, they might be the next pope.
Example 1:
some guy: skibidi toilet isnt that bad!
skibidi toilet hater: are u 5
some guy: how dare you disrespect skibidi toilet!
skibidi toilet hater: shut the fuck up please
Example 2:
some guy: did you hear Kyle is a skibidi toilet hater
another guy: he might be the next pope
some guy: skibidi toilet isnt that bad!
skibidi toilet hater: are u 5
some guy: how dare you disrespect skibidi toilet!
skibidi toilet hater: shut the fuck up please
Example 2:
some guy: did you hear Kyle is a skibidi toilet hater
another guy: he might be the next pope
by ihateandroidusers June 16, 2024
Get the skibidi toilet hatermug. If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.
It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.
by MAGAdude April 10, 2025
Get the The Toilet Cleaners Paradoxmug. the shittiest most brain rotting series in youtube shorts kids under 10 are found with severe brain rot and retardedness when watching this
by poaxia January 28, 2024
Get the Skibidi Toiletmug. A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012
Get the toilet ferretmug. by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023
Get the Toilet Sharkmug. An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023
Get the Toilet Margaritamug.