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Toilet

Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.
Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!

Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!
by Lonely_Sssslender September 12, 2022
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The Dickie Toilet

The dickie toilet is the people who don't stop going to the toilet. Spend a average of 8 hours of their day in a toilet. Usually also a refugee.
When The Dickie Toilet came to this country, I never saw the toilet door unlocked
by The IllumanAtay October 20, 2016
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Skibidi Toilet

Why. Just why.

Every toddlers motivation to act like a fucking retard. If you enjoy watching this shit I hope he ascends your asshole whilst singing skibidi. The cameramen won't save your sorry ass. Anyway stay safe from these deformed ass toddlers who watch goofy ahh stuff on their mothers phone. If you live with or see a skibidi child, to everyone a favour and grab them by the leg , backhand slap them and yeet them to Jesus.
Person: Heya, little guy. What'ya watching?
Toddler: *Slowly turns around* Skibidi Toilet
Person: Aight, your meeting your lord today *yeets*
by Woah, bitch March 25, 2024
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toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
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skibidi toilet alpha male sigma ohio

only sped kids say skibidi toilet alpha male sigma ohio
by angelo thesaurus April 26, 2024
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Skibidi Toileting

The act of giving someone a swirlie to the point where their head is stuck inside of the toilet bowl while aggressively fucking them.
Guy 1: Dude, never watch skibidi toilet while high. I hallucinated that I was getting a skibidi toileting by my roommate when I went to the bathroom!
Guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you
by sigmatoilet99 May 8, 2024
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Skibbity Toilet

The highest rank of KKK. They behead people and kill monkeys all day every day.
by BigManWorrier2223 January 9, 2024
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