taco cannon

Penis

His taco cannon slid right in and shot in her taco.

by adotcum February 23, 2015

Minty taco

When you wake up in the morning and covers a woman's vagina in toothpaste and then proceed to give her oral. This effectively brushing your teeth and making her taco minty

My girl wanted to get frisky before work in the morning so I gave her the minty taco to help me get ready.

by Exzachly69 May 21, 2017

lord taco

A massive gathering of fecal matter created from the exploration of a mans ass

After sex with Chris, Billy discovered lord taco on the sheets.

by Hitokiri1811 May 27, 2016

Coachella Taco

A girl that came back from Coachella with a vagina infected by herpes. Also a stage 1 blue waffle.

Yo, I almost had a Coachella Taco!

by Dr. Muerto April 27, 2019

taco mamma

a hispanic woman that only dates white males she sometimes has a hoe behavior but usually is a very nice woman her name is usually Angelica,Maria,or Juanita
be careful because taco mammas often get really angry when confronted about the men they date or the way they act

"hey sweet thing",said taco mamma
"whats up",said white male
"nothing im just single",said taco mamma
"sorry i dont date taco mammas",white male
"bye",said taco mamma

by chicken_wangs_are_nasty February 06, 2017

Taco Sloth

When you have firey Mexican diarrhea and can't make it to the toilet in time.

I totally have fully blown Taco sloth last night stuck in traffic, shit went everywhere.

by Astrosplatz October 20, 2019

tanted taco

When a girl's vagina has been over exposed to the tanning bed making it appear as tho she has two brown eyes.

That girl needs to start wearing panties when tanning her vagina is looking like a tanted taco.

by dagogirl November 19, 2014