obama surprise

During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem

During sex the other night, me and Dave tried the Obama surprise

by Mrbig696969 December 27, 2016

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019

heady surprise

A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.

Hey Paul poor Mike didnt get any sleep last night he was awoken to a Heady surprise.

by Maddog55 October 27, 2019

cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe

last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch

by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020

surprise blumpkin

your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex

Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated

by Sxfndr December 6, 2020

LOL Surprise

A type of doll

I’m gonna buy a LOL surprise doll

by Lol omg fan December 21, 2020