Chode

When a penis is wider than it is long

Laivy has a chode

by yayeet226 May 23, 2021

Chode

A chode is a short and stubby penis OR a Wimpy, Nerdy, Malnourished, Gooning, Dimwit

If u are searching up the meaning of Chode you are too far gone

Winklefart: U-uh dude I walked up to this girl and when she said her name, I whimpered while combusting in my hot pink panties. She called me a chode that a good thing, right??
Cornelius: good god man, I'd take that to my grave.

by BeLikeCornelius143 December 29, 2024

Chode

Dick wider than long

Chloe has such a fat chode
Chloe gets mad bitches with her awesome chode
Chloe’s chode mogs all other chodes and dicks

by Sports net February 16, 2024

Chode Choker

A gay boy who says he is not gay, but would probably choke on a chode

"That Jack is such a Chode Choker

by Shannooooon December 10, 2016

Chode frog

a type of frog with a wide fat neck that is white

Wow that’s a big chode frog!

by chodesarelife68 November 21, 2018

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

Chode

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it

8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018