by zenobeno January 3, 2019
Get the anti-irish emite mug.while a girl isnt looking you cum in her beer and wait till she leans the glass then knock the glass spilling the beer in her eyes
by BalsMcGee January 10, 2025
Get the Irish Stinger mug.When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017
Get the Irish Timing mug.When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
Get the The curse of the Irish carrot mug.Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'
Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'
Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'
by Getstheladies May 15, 2016
Get the Irish plague mug.When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
by SoberCaine November 6, 2021
Get the Irish Bail mug.It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023
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