GOAT

A person called Lionel Messi
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)

Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."

by anonymous February 24, 2023

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

by penisslikker January 2, 2024

goat laugh

How you sound when you know you aren't supposed to laugh at a very inappropriate joke told in public.

Jason: and then the <ethnic or racially inappropriate reference> said, I've got none.

Randy: *goat laugh*

by Rick Parker August 27, 2021

the goat

lebron james

a good player

i.e good
Lebron: I am goof
Michal Jordan: Fuck you
I am the goat
(real)

by Joe Candace (Has Ligma) (HELP August 20, 2021

goat

nba youngboy.

who’s the goat?

nba youngboy.

by eurooo October 27, 2021

goat

Abdul muqsit

abdul muqsit is a goat

by Bruhwhyrallthehandlesused December 9, 2021

Elephant Goat

A large type of dog known for its scruffy fur, long legs, and inability to walk straight.

"Is that a goat?"
"No, it's just that rat called an elephant goat."

by Indiebird December 5, 2023