Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."

Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.

by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023

Joke

A cover-up word for making someone feel discomfort.

It was just a joke!

by Velvet. March 6, 2024

joke rattler

The one who dishes out (or rattles) one joke after another.

I like to be around him; he's a true joke rattler.

by Voytass September 26, 2014

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

my joke

Every single thing,

someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke

by thehawkatnoon November 14, 2019

omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations

omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations

omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Joke

Someone who creates a delusional life and past to display on a TV reality show.

The joke said he/she hopped freight trains to Kansas and back to work at age 5 to try and outdo his/her reality show competition. Really the joke was full of shit.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020