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sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.
The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.
by gratefulbed November 1, 2006
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sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023
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Sleep Central

Someone who is constantly sleeping around, and hooking up with random people.
Wow Jackson is just sleep central. He lets anyone slip it in. 🙄
by CUMWHORECOOKIE March 2, 2024
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Sleep all day

August 22nd is a national sleep day you sleep for 20-21 hours or more
hey bro do you know that we have to sleep all day” no I didn’t “ will we all suppose to sleep all day”
by Tightwetwetwet August 21, 2022
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sleep token

after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.

Side effects include:

Calling concerts “rituals.”

Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”

Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.

Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.

Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”
by justskin May 18, 2025
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Obstructive Sleep Apnea

Obstructive sleep apnea is a intermittent airflow blockage during sleep.It sometimes can occur after you listen to Lavender Town Syndrome. Obstructive sleep apnea is seen in all age groups, but the frequency increases with age and obesity.
Symptoms include snoring and daytime sleepiness.
Weight loss, sleeping on one's side, and decreasing alcohol consumption can help. The delivery of pressure via a face or nasal mask CPAP is often prescribed. Other common treatments include an oral device and surgery.
I had Obstructive Sleep Apnea after listening to Lavender Town Syndrome yesterday
by Peanut617 AJ Animates June 3, 2018
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Let sleeping dogs lie

avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but might do so as a result of such interference.
"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie and not bring up old arguments that could cause unnecessary tension in the group."
by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025
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