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Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
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30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick
Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Sloppy Seconds September

Sloppy Seconds September or SSS, is a challenge that starts with you finding a women who clearly just had sex, and you have sex with them. now to complete the challenge you need to do this every in September.
I think that Kyle is tring the Sloppy Seconds September challenge, he has been trying to have sex with that black girl who seems to have had sex in the last 5 minutes
by TheGrayGuy December 22, 2024
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Second Helping

Second Helping: Jenny is now dating John, who looks identical to her ex Clarke. Coincidence? We think not.
by Resolutes November 1, 2019
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Battle Game In 5 Seconds

It fucking slammed. It slammed! I binged it I one sitting, got super invested, and then ran out of episodes. I was great. It is such a fucking shame that I can't get a list of all the shows that are based on my thing. It really is tragic.
Hym "Battle Game in 5 Seconds slaps. And the Main Characters power is probably the most creative power you can give a character. That being 'Your ability is whatever the other person thinks it is.' So he has literally whatever power he can convince other people he has and then entire show is just the elaborate mind game of this guy wheeling and deal new powers for himself using manipulation and social engineering. It's profound! The characters look great. It's got kind of a Getbackers vibe and that is actually why I started watching it. I was scrolling past things on Crunchyroll and the aesthetic of the show was so appealing to me that I added to my watchlist. Awesome. Awesome show. Wish it got more hype. Hope it gets another season."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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11 seconds

Used in place of 2 seconds, when the task holding you up will take a moment, but your still trying your hardest to be quick.
by Wheretheshowsat June 27, 2025
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The second you die

That's when.
Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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