59 Second Challenge

When a sexual partner tries to make a man orgasm in under a minute

Man: Hey babe, wanna try the 59 second challenge?

Woman: Yes of course. Oral or vaginal?
Male: why not both?

by JakeEC August 21, 2025

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

second great-great-cousin-nibling

Second cousin's great-grandchild.

My second great-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

3 second rule

Originally used in basketball, often termed as lane violation.

For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.

"Yo hand me that juicy barbeque bacon burger"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"

by zackoff3 November 4, 2022

second cousin 4x removed

1. 2nd great-grandfather's second cousin
2. second cousin's great-grandchild

my second cousin 4x removed was a banker

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

irregular-triple-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-triple-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Second chance

Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.

Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020