Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.

Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

Sandy surprise

When a man pulls a gun on you so you pocket sand his eyes and begin buttfucking him aggressivly

Cuck 1 "Yo Braden gave his friends a sandy surprise after they tried robbing him."
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise

by Pimppaddydaddy June 20, 2024

October Surprise

The official term used to describe an event where the boss comes in sick and then shares it with everyone, despite knowledge that he is contagious.

Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.

"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."

by FlagRaiser October 16, 2020

Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

California surprise

the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.

"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."

by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012

silly surprise

Used to describe something that isn't that bad making it sound a lot worse.

Person 1- "Hey, I put a silly surprise in your food last night"

Person 2 "WHAT?!"

Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"

by SaraWas#1 April 18, 2019

slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021