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Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024
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Putting the lid on the pot

When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut
guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot
by DetIkkeForkert April 8, 2018
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put. that. down.

butter!!!

Ragoo!!
put. that. down.
Me: *picks up knife*
Mom: Put. that. Down.
by Nekokiz December 3, 2021
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Putting dooky braidz in your hair

Tenzi said I looked stupid because I'm probably only 1% black, however perhaps I can study that coesmetology.
Tenzi called me out when I was putting dooky braidz in your hair. Me, Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo LOL
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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she put her bagels on me

Grace, she put her bagels on me
by _Calm_ May 28, 2021
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i was to lazy to put an actual word here

when you to ka mak to make a proper word on urban dictionary
i was to lazy to put an actual word here
by Ilbeity December 11, 2023
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Put your rag in your pocket

Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.
Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!
by BeckySusan Ragpocket October 8, 2020
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