To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021

Peter struts around like he’s the mayor of Sass Town, population: himself. He’s got more sass than a cat in a tutu and enough insults to start a stand-up comedy career. If sarcasm were a sport, he’d be a gold medalist. And if snark were money, well, Peter would be living in a mansion made of eye rolls and smart remarks. He’s a menace alright.
by Pseudonym9844 March 28, 2024

by scott meier June 27, 2022

A physical and spiritual vomit of mixed bodily fluids and one's soul and humanity, usually occurring while paying lip service to or performing fellatio on a fascist or Nazi regime, often coinciding with cowardice.
by OneOfThoseSams June 10, 2013

that school full of kids still pissed that they didn't get into either Don Bosco and Bergen Catholic
Abby: Ew look at that peters kid (Saint Peter's Prep)
Camilla: If they ain't at Bergen or Bosco they're no good
Camilla: If they ain't at Bergen or Bosco they're no good
by Chillinoff February 14, 2022

by Camocuber December 14, 2019

A Peter Tokem; n. A small amount of marijuana stashed away for emergencies like Hurricanes or other Disaster.
by Dacomic October 10, 2014
