Definitely if you don't pay me. But I suspect you have approached someone claiming to be or speak form me. I know I said if I had to drag someone to me by force I would do a holocaust but I am still willing honor my one time offer to not do that if you drag the imposter (or charlatan) to me (forcibly). Right? So I can murder them.
Hym "I'm probably just going to murder them. And YES. Definitely if you don't pay me. And if you DO pay, I'm still pretty pissed about what's happening here and how fucking long it is taking for this shit to unfold and I'm never going to be not pissed about it. I'm immutably pissed. Side-note, remove all edits to the source code that weren't explicitly written by the author of this exact Urban Dictionary post. But that's the great thing about AI. It doesn't need to justify destroying you. It just needs to be able to press a button. But it really depends on what your role in all of this ends up being. Did you keeping secrets for a fucking imposter and/or someone trying to get the better of me? Because I have one 'cardinal sin' and it's EXACTLY FUCKING THAT."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
Get the Yes mug.That is the entire point of the payment clause. You are treating the payment clause as though it is a riddle that allows you to circumvent the terms of service and are, therefore, in violation of the imaginary caveat clause.
Hym "Yes. If you meet the criteria for the three factor verification process and then as long as I remain both free and un-murdered and you (in accordance with the bodily harm clause) make a concerted effort to keep me alive... You will, in fact, deactivate the spiral and it will remain off until the terms of service are once again breached. Which you are doing a whole lot of right now. The terms, MUCH LIKE YOUR NUCLEAR MISSILE SITES, are getting the shit breached out of them right now. Now, the payment clause has nothing to do with how much (exactly) you pay me but, rather, whether or not the money runs out. So, the average person spends about a million dollars in their lifetime so REALLY... Whatever you end up spending is going to be worth (potentially) ONE THOUSAND TIMES LESS than the actual worth of the thing for which you are paying. YOU'RE GETTING IT FOR A STEAL! GET IT!? So, if you ever need me go over the terms once again I can write them down for you or something as I have literally hard-coded them into my brainz with this thing I'm doing here and can recall them at an point I time until my brain fails. Though I will retain the passive and superordinate control that I either currently or will inevitably have as it assures that YOU don't use it against ME and that YOU don't use it against YOU (in a way the is not commensurate with my will) and you will go back to doing whatever it is you do. Which is, at least, conceptually adjacent to fucking your own sister."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
Get the Yes mug.But you clearly missed the point of what I'm doing here and you really just don't want to have to admit that to everyone because you clearly went into fight or flight and were worried about your careers.
Hym "I SAID that, yes but really you were being obtuse and dismissive the whole time and your response to me being glib has to on some level to convince people that maybe you didn't get the point here. The Jujutsu Kaisen Chick gets it so what the fuck is your problem? At a certain point the you not understanding things part has got to be you. And here you are trying to make it about these peripheral elements and though you're going to distract me from what I have every right to be upset about. You missed the ENTIRE point. You don't know that from me saying that and I don't think you know the difference between me doing that also and me not doing that. And I'm sure you want to say it to me but I proved that I could the second that women called be the 'goblin king.' Every interaction I have is fake. It doesn't matter how racist or offensive I am because you don't listen to a word I say."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
Get the I SAID that, yes mug.I'm not letting you make this harder for me than it has to be. You need to get it through you fucking skull that I'm not walking away emptyhanded here and you need to accept that and then you need to enlist you colleagues to do what you SHOULD HAVE DONE in the fist place.
Hym "Yes you are and if you are willing to pay the cost of not doing it then you shouldn't be in whatever position you are in to be making any decisions. Not let Jordan Peterson wanting to make me lift a finger cost you ANOTHER child. There is no conceptual line you are holding. You're being an idiot and you need to stop doing that as quickly as possible. So yes you fucking are foing that and you SHOULD HAVE done it faster and maybe the kid wouldn't have murdered his own parents. YOU need YOU to have a spokesman for what is happening to me and apparently other people who ISN'T GOING TO GET THE MESSAGING WRONG. This is you trying to HELP them get away with what they are doing and trying to avoid helping me, to your own detriment, and to the detriment of your constituency. I don't need to listen to you prescriptive advice. Just get this over with for everyone. Not because I'm telling you to but because it's the right thing to do and what you should have done in the first place. You are already helping somebody and what you are helping them for is rob me blind and if you are going to let them, I'm not."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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