National Booty Day

April 21st is officially National Booty Day. All girls(or guys) must send a booty pic to their entire best friends list.

Wow! Today is National Booty Day! I cannot wait to see Jessica’s fat ass!

by bigdixknick21 April 18, 2020

National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.

Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

national sheerin day

the national day of sheerin

“hey, did you know it’s national sheerin day on the 15th of October?”

by kylemcginleysgrannie October 14, 2020

national keegan day

this is a local keegans day on january 6th. enjoy it, it may be his last👀

john-bro did you hear?
ham-about what?
john-its national keegan day
ham-oh shit fr?
keegan day is a joyus day indeed

by bigjoe56 January 4, 2023

National booty day

National booty day October 2nd

Guy:Girl it’s October 2nd you know what day it isss national booty day

by Carlton Hayes October 1, 2019

National Wrestling Alliance

Will become one of the best wrestling promotions again.

The National Wrestling Alliance has had some of the best matches

by CandyBarMan September 13, 2021

National Anal Week

A week in which there are finals and you do anal, immediately.

Bro I can't belive it's almost national anal week, it feels like the semester just started

by AssEater123454321 December 14, 2020